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Arrest Uri Geller for Psychic Vanadlism
Rejected
11 signatures
What the petition asks
This man must be stopped. We cannot allow this kind of telepathic tomfoolery to get in the way of our strong and stable government at such a crucial time in the Brexit process.
On 22nd March 2019 Celebrity Psychic URI Geller wrote a letter to PM Theresa May, claiming that he would “stop [her] telepathically from [leading Britain into Brexit]”.
On 4th April 2019 a burst pipe flooded the Houses of Commons, causing untold damage and disturbance to the country’s ongoing political dealings.
Later that same day, Geller sent the following tweet: “Yes I did it @HouseOfCommons! I bent the pipes, and I won’t apologise, you all deserve it! #brexit #startfromscratch”
On 4th April 2019 a burst pipe flooded the Houses of Commons, causing untold damage and disturbance to the country’s ongoing political dealings.
Later that same day, Geller sent the following tweet: “Yes I did it @HouseOfCommons! I bent the pipes, and I won’t apologise, you all deserve it! #brexit #startfromscratch”
Why it was rejected
It was not clear what the petition asked the UK Government or Parliament to do.
We can't accept your petition because there is no crime of "Psychic Vandalism".
In any case, we can't accept petitions that accuse people of crimes or call for them to be arrested.
In any case, we can't accept petitions that accuse people of crimes or call for them to be arrested.
Timeline
| 5 Apr 2019 | Petition opened for signatures |
| 18 Apr 2019 | Rejected by the Petitions Committee |
Key facts
Signatures
11
Status
Rejected
Rejected
18 Apr 2019
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Source: the official petition page. Last checked 15 Jul 2026.